Redneck Jokes
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You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.
You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company.
Your state's got a new law that says when a couple gets divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.
You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, 'Bout What?'
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You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
If you can burp and say your name at the same time, you're shur'nuff a redneck.
You think Possum is "The Other White Meat."
You carried a fishing rod into Sea World.
You hooked up with your present girlfriend as a result of a message on the wall of the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.
