Redneck Jokes
Page 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5
The centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.
You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
Your hunting dog had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.
You think safe sex is a padded headboard.
You think subdivision is part of a math problem.
You think there's nothing wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family.
You may be a Redneck if ... You and your dog use the same tree.
You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.
You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.
You think the OJ Trial was a Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 8-tracks.
You think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.
Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow. But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.
