Redneck Jokes
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Your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed.
The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors
Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
You've ever had to scratch your sisters name out of a message that begins, "For a good time time call..."
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
You have a bumper sticker that says, "MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."
You take a six-pack cooler to church.
Your family tree has no forks.
You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.
You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
You use a weedeater in your living room.
You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
You have a rag for a gas cap.
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
