Redneck Jokes
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The third grade teacher says little Bubba could be a mathematical genius because he's got thirteen fingers.
Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just "misunderstood".
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You go to your family reunion to pick up women.
You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.
You think the three primary colors are John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray.
The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.
Your aunt and your grandmother went to the funeral and had a fight over who gets to be the widow.
