Redneck Jokes
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You may be a redneck if you ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.
You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.
You own a homemade fur coat.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
You use a NASCAR credit card.
Your brother-in-law is your uncle and your grandfather.
You believe that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
You stare at an orange juice container because it says, "CONCENTRATE".
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
Your entertainment center is a TV tray.
The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient for soup.
